Whistling isn’t possible with strep throat! Who knew?

Woke up convinced I had slept almost 8 hours; it has only been about 2.5 or so. Swallowing is painful; lying down is painful. All my muscles are super weak. I cannot believe I was going to try to hold out until tomorrow, that would have been such a stupid idea. Holy FUCK I hate strep throat. Holy fucking SHIT my ear hurts, godDAMN. I have not had an ear infection since I was six or something. I just want to take something powerful and pass out, oh, ouch, ouch, ow.