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It costs $3,065 dollars to become a National Board Certified teacher.
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
“Fuck you” doesn’t even begin to cover my feelings on this front.
Say What Now of the Day: In today’s edition of Santorum Santorum Says: Rape victims who get pregnant “have to make the best out of a bad situation.”
(Also: “I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created — in the sense of rape — but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you.”)
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WHAT
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WHAT THE FUCK I AM SO FUCKING ENRAGED BY THIS THAT I NEED TO FUCKING STEP AWAY FROM THE FUCKING COMPUTER OH MY FUCKING FUCK AKSJFDKSDJFNSDLKFJDFHS
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WHAT WHAT THERE BETTER BE PSYCH NEXT PANEL Fffffffff
LOLOLOLOL OH MY GOD
WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT
Homestucks, we are being TROLLED.
Like.
WHAT.
(There was no jiggery-pokery “DEAD” sign, so I am optimistic. For now.
(Give it a day.)
Why feed the poor when we can just pepper spray them?
It’s a food product, after all!
-R
‘It’s a Food Product, Essentially’: Fox News Starts Spinning Pepper Spray Cops
“I don’t think we have the right to Monday-morning quarterback the police,” Bill O’Reilly said tonight, discussing the appalling use of pepper spray by UC Davis police on Friday. No, God forbid we Monday-morning quarterback the police, especially, as O’Reilly continued, “at a place like UC Davis, which is a fairly liberal campus.”
Indeed: what right do we have to think that Lt. John Pike should probably not have indifferently dusted peacefully sitting protesters with pepper spray from only a few feet away? And, gosh, even if we were going to Monday-morning quarterback the police, shouldn’t we remember, as Megyn Kelly tells O’Reilly, that pepper spray is “a food product, essentially”? I mean, Kelly and O’Reilly aren’t saying the cops did the right thing! God, no! They’re just saying, hey, what right do we have to judge a cop for spraying a simple food product on a bunch of liberal college kids’ faces?
A food product.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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I AM TOO ANGRY TO MAKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN INCOHERENT NOISES OF RAGE
I think this says everything we need to know about America. Peaceful protesters are now terrorists.
George Orwell was a genius and there needs to be a statue dedicated to him in every city.
Soldiers
What the FUCK is going on in this country?!!?
The Chicago Board of Trade Responds to Occupy Chicago
Welcome to a full-blown class war folks.
-Joe
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
It’s early in the year, sure, but this looks like a strong contender for the Accidentally Question Mark Impeccable Timing Hollywood What’s a Political and Economic Climate Anyway Huh Boring Oh Look Shoes Award, previously held by Confessions of a Shopaholic.
Maybe I’ll post thoughtful commentary once my right eye stops twitching.
I’m sorry I won’t be able to hear it over my MASSIVE RAGE BLACKOUT WHAT THE FUCK.
