isabelthespy:missvoltairine:therapsida:wellthatsjustgreat:
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
I won’t even waste my time with OJ unless it’s AT LEAST 25% pulp, ngl.
True facts: I like to be able to chew my orange juice a little bit. That’s when you know it’s The Good Shit.
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A florida orange.
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I dislike pulp, but this got me to crack up laughing
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I don’t know why but that got me to laugh so much omg…
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