captaincrapster: Well folks, looks like I’m...

Well folks, looks like I’m running incredibly short on cash. I normally don’t do commissions that often because I tend to be bogged down with schoolwork, but I’m more than eager to pay my rent and eat things that aren’t fishsticks and Funfetti cupcake frosting. On top of that, I’m staring at a whopping $6,000 medical bill that I’d like to have taken care of by next year, so by golly I’ll draw whatever you can throw at me.

*I can and will do Homestuck commissions.*

I’ll also do stuff from whatever other fandom you’re into, providing a.) I know enough about it or b.) you provide me with intense detail about your request. Some of my past favorites have been South Park, Durarara!!, Pokemon, HP, and Portal.

Things I will draw:

Characters from shows, videogames, comics, or movies you love!

OC Characters (your fan-troll counts!)

NSFW funtimes (provided you’re not asking for shota/loli, really bad gross shit as determined by my squick factor, or explicit non-con; message me if you have any questions)

Gore/guro

Some andro/furries if you’re into that, but I’m warning you not to get your hopes up on the quality because I know like jack shit about that stuff.

Things I will not draw:

Nudes of you

Nudes of your parents

Nudes of someone you took reference photos of when they were undressing

Nudes of me

Things that will get me in legal trouble

Prices are negotiable depending on the request. Commissions can have up to 2 characters each for the flat rate; all additional characters are $5 each.

If you’re even reading this, thanks a whole hell of a lot. You guys are a really awesome group of people and I appreciate your time!