Just — just to clarify. I don’t actually watch Greys? I watch it the same way I watch the Kardashians, The Bachelor, Sister Wives, Jersey Shore and any number of other shitty reality television shows, which is when my roommate is in charge of the remote and I am too sad to get off of the couch.
I also ate raw cookie dough and 1/3 of a can of refried beans and looked at artificial screens until my eyes hurt and I had a headache, and then I kept going, all the same.
